THE DIFFERENTIAL THEORY OF SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCES
Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operation (AO)
Snake model not best for the snake
Kills the snake
Runs over snake, giggles and looks for more snakes.
Ugh! Me See Snake. Me Like Snake. Ouch! Me No Like Snake.
Has GPS grid to snake. Couldn't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and a manicure.
Plays with the snake, then eats it.
Assaults the snake’s home and secures it for use by friendly snakes.
Expends all ammunition., several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety.
Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three Field Artillery battalions in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants are awarded Silver Stars. (Cooks, Mechanics, Legal Clerks etc)
Follows the snake and gets lost.
Wounds the snake in first encounter, and then feverishly works to save the snakes life.
U.S. Special Forces:
Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.