Friday, October 24, 2008

A little humor


(Snake Model)
Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operation (AO)

Snake model not best for the snake

Kills the snake

Runs over snake, giggles and looks for more snakes.

Ugh! Me See Snake. Me Like Snake. Ouch! Me No Like Snake.

Army Aviation:

Has GPS grid to snake. Couldn't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and a manicure.

Plays with the snake, then eats it.
Ranger (alt):
Assaults the snake’s home and secures it for use by friendly snakes.

Expends all ammunition., several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety.

Corps Artillery:

Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three Field Artillery battalions in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants are awarded Silver Stars. (Cooks, Mechanics, Legal Clerks etc)

Marine Recon:

Follows the snake and gets lost.

Para rescue:

Wounds the snake in first encounter, and then feverishly works to save the snakes life.

U.S. Special Forces:

Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.


ABNPOPPA said...

SOMEBODY, has too much time on their hands. Now, I am not saying is you 'dad, just somebody. LOL LOL.

MightyMom said...

the Mom squad just grabs a shovel and cuts the damn snakes head off, then moves on to next target....

at which point in time all in vacinity should be remembering whether or not they're on Mom's poop list.


MightyMom said...

am anxiously waiting for rehearsal dinner and wedding pics!!!

come on man, cough em up

ABNPOPPA said...

Well, here I sit up @ 0700 hrs. waiting on the piks of the wedding and @ 1000 hrs. no piks. Maybe I had the wrong day. Hope all went well or goes well and Sgt. Mark got home.